by Kayla Orr
I am alive and….I POOPED, for the first time yesterday- thanks to Jodee’s Magical Meds. Of course like predicted I got sick, but I am healing quickly!
By the way: I am not coming home. I am spending the rest of my life with the orphan children and I will marry one of the creepy India men who sit outside my window at night and stare at me everywhere I go. I Love you, and break the news to the family when it is an appropriate time. I don’t want them to drown you in their tears.
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